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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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