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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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