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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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