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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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