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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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