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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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