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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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