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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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