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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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