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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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