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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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