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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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