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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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