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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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