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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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