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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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