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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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