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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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