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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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