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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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