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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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