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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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