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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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