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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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