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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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