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Pet death
My
aunt
Imogen
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Miss
Wibble
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a velociraptor 🦖
a rhinoceros 🦏
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