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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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