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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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