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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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