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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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