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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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