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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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