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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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