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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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