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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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