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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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