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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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