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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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