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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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