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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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