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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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