Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.