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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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