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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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