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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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