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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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