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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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