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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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