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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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