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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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