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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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