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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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