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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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