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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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