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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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