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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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