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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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