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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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