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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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